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It warms my heart to see the Nigerian scum bags who prey on naive elderly people getting a taste of their own medicine. I’m sure you have all seen the emails of people claiming to be due to receive a huge sum of money, but if they can avoid their governments taxes by using your bank account they will cut you a percentage…
Well, take a look at our friend ‘Rev Nicholas Okorie’. Now a proud member of the “Church of the Tattoo’d Saint”.

Here is our good friend “Reverend Nicholas” getting his tattoo so he can get his $44,000 check from the Church of the Tattoo’d Saint.

This guy tried to scam the wrong guy.

Moral of the story? Don’t fuck with the 419Eaters and scammers are scum!
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As I’m surfing the web looking at some of these funny tattoos I have to ask myself, “are these tattoos real?” Hell if I know, I just post em when I see em.
It’s football season and I need to get my cheap ass to buy Georgia Bulldogs tickets and watch them play some football this season. It got me thinking it’s about time for a new post over here at MyTattooSucks.com and what better than to kick it off with a round of funny football tattoos. Ok, some of these are kind of cool, but wtf was this dude thinking…

Bwahahah I love it. I first found this from a link over at espn.com. Kudos to you sir, kudos to you and the rash laden bog monster wearing patriotic clothes grasping a canteloup.
PS. bog monsters have larger feet, duh.
Da Bears

Now I don’t know what those tats on his shoulders are for sure but the one on his left shoulder is either a center about to snap the football or an injured yeti. The tattoo on the right shoulder is clearly a Queen Ant about to give birth to 76342 larvae.
I’m not positive why people have written all over him, but I can only take a guess that it was either the Chicago Bears football team, or a couple of his buddies who decided they’d fake everyones name on his back so he could take a picture of his sweet Chicago Bears Tattoos and post it to the interwebz for “Fan Cred”. Either way this dude is a sure candidate for Cheap Chicago Bears Tickets.
LA Raiderette

“Ooooooh I’ll be your solja boy, your solja boy, I’ll be your solja boy, your solja boy.”
Giving Patriots Head

Everyone everywhere will always see this. All the time, everywhere. Go Pats!
Football fans have no fear, as more people flock to the games there are sure to be plenty more funny football tattoos to share with you.
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Some of the most well known MLB players sport their tattoos. Players like Jason Giambi has who has both arms down over the bicep. There is a very cool looking skull centerpiece on his left shoulder and I can’t quite make out what he has on his right arm, but it looks like a dragon.
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As I was doing some googling about tattoos that baseball players had, I saw that Toronto Blue Jays Pitcher Justin Miller (or whereever he is at when you happen to read this) would be forced to wear long sleeve shirts when he pitches because the tattoos on his arms are a distraction to hitters. Miller has 50% of his body covered in Tattoos. Source at ESPN and wikipedia shows him with long sleeves. and I also saw how often “back in the day” that mlb players didn’t hardly even have facial hair (a mustach/goat-tee was a no no’) to now how lots of them have tattoos.
If you want to go watch some baseball, snap us some photo’s of these guys tattoos for the site. Check out this site for Cheap Baseball Tickets. And find a good seat up close so you can get some photo’s of all of these tattoos. We’ll post them to the site, and unless you’re a little bitch about it, like the guy I posted his photo of the ‘mystical eight blade’ where he emailed me to remove it, because it was a ‘friend of his who didn’t approve’ (uh-huh, and monkeys might fly out my arse in the morning) when I posted it into my latest collection of really funny tattoos.
Other things to note. This is an awesome tattoo of Bettie Page the female baseball player tattood on the back of his leg… she’s damn hot, and the tattoo is awesome, it’s by Amanda Cancilla. Look at the detail of the shirt at the bottom, not to mention the nipples jump right out at you.
I should also say that HomeRunDerby has the best post I’ve seen lately of the Best Major League Baseball Tattoos with photos of tons of different pictures.
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Ok, let’s just get right down to it. Here is our next installment of some really funny ass tattoos and my god what the hell are these people thinking getting these really bad tattoos.

Ooh, here is the mystical ‘eight blade‘. *We received an email from “No Name Given” saying that they knew the person who had the mystical “eight blade” tattoo. (riiiighht). Tell that person fine, but the photo is up on photobucket so if you want it removed from the web you should talk to them.
Butthead is fairly well hung eh?

If I’m tapping it from behind the last thing I want to see is your eyes looking back at me from the back of your neck.

Ok, this one was too wide and was screwing up the site in IE (why aren’t you using firefox anyway? But this is a ‘Funny Ass Tattoo‘even funnier is the demonic penis up at the top right of his ass…
yarrrr!

Flaming cup-cake.

Fuck I sold my forehead for advertising to a website named Manville.

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MMA is one of the fastest growing sports on the planet. Let’s take a look at some of the different MMA tattoos sported by our favorite fighters.
It wouldn’t be my tattoo sucks unless we started with the worst / funniest tattoos first, so, check out this list of 12 worst tattoos in the MMA.
. Yes, that says ‘I have a small penis’. Haha that combined with the nazi chest piece owns for the worst mma tattoo. How sardonic do you have to be to put that tattoo on yourself? I mean WTF.
See more of the worst mma tattoos in the link above, and bodog life has rated some of the top mma tattoos in a piece on bodognation, including pictures of mma tattoos.
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A member of a forum I frequent posted this video and I thought it would be a good introduction for our first random cool stuff entry. This first video is from the group called Improv Everywhere www.improveverywhere.com and essentially they just come up with funny things to do and as a group go out and do it.
This first video is when the improv group decides to all freeze at the same time in Grand Central station… too funny.
Everyone freezes at same time in Grand Central Station
These guys are called Improv Everywhere and at a group level pull off stunts…
Haha this one owns too when they decide to ride the subway without pants. Hello hotties!
“No Pants On the Subway”
You can see some more of the videos at www.improveverywhere.com.
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When that tat just has to go…
Tattoo removal is the fastest growing segment of the tattoo industry. With a sucky tattoo like mine, I sure can believe that! Thankfully, tattoo removal isn’t nearly the traumatic event that it used to be, especially with awesome new methods like laser tattoo removal. However,keep in mind that tattoo removal is still a significant medical procedure that should be entered into with all necessary precautions and responsible research.
Tattoo removal is far from an exact science, and just about any doctor will tell you that there is no guarantee that a tattoo can be removed completely. There most likely will be some scarring or pigment change in the area where your tattoo used to be.
The Truth about Laser Tattoo Removal
Another misconception is that laser tattoo removal is an over-night type fix to erase a tattoo. This is far from the truth. Fact is, laser tattoo removal is not performed all in one single treatment. Laser removal of your tattoo requires many sessions of laser treatment and each session requires breaks of four weeks or more between each laser treatment session. Slowly, throughout these spaced out laser treatments, your tattoo will be removed with final results being based on the color of the tattoo, the pigment type and the depth.
Don’t forget, tattoos are meant to be permanent! All tattoo aftercare advice is designed to help prolong the life of your tattoo and keep it as perfect as the day you got it, right? To make things even more challenging, all the recent advancements in ink technology and in the skill level of professional tattoo artists, tattoos received in the last decade or so are very difficult to remove. Tattoos are permanent because the needle used penetrates below the epidermis and places ink into the dermis layer of your skin.
Fact is, all tattoos are meant to be permanent, and that is why tattoos are so difficult to remove. Difficult, but not impossible! The good news is, tattoos CAN be removed from all areas of the body. Better yet, tattoos given by very experienced tattoo artists are the easiest to remove because the pigment has been evenly injected into your skin.
Laser Tattoo Removal - How Does It Work?
Laser tattoo removal targets the pigment of the tattoo with short bursts of high-intensity light from a laser. While the laser penetrates the skin, it is also is a direct target to the pigment of the tattoo and leaves the surrounding tissue free from damage. The laser itself does not actually remove anything; it simply disrupts the pigment of a tattoo. Laser tattoo removal breaks up the pigments for the body to absorb. Basically, laser tattoo removal makes your body into an “eraser”.
What About Scarring and Other Risks of Laser Tattoo Removal?
The risks that could occur following laser tattoo removal include infection, sunburn-type burns of the area, scarring (from heavy scarring to minor), and an itching sensation around the treated area. In the past, tattoo removal was done using various undeveloped surgery techniques, all of which left tattoo removal patients with a lot of scarring and empty pockets. These days, laser technology is more refined. While there is still the chance of scarring from multiple laser treatments, doctors have developed their treatments to minimize scarring. Keep in mind, that no matter what form of tattoo removal you choose, some scarring or color variations of your skin are likely to remain.
Laser Tattoo Removal - The Bottom Line
Laser tattoo removal is a booming business and the fastest growing area of the tattoo industry. The most popular form of tattoo removal is laser treatment. Using laser treatment for tattoo removal is the preferred medical technique by both patients and practitioners. Although most dermatological practitioners will caution that the complete removal of a tattoo is not fully possible, using laser surgery for tattoo removal has been proven to be highly-effective. Regardless of each persons personal reason to have a tattoo removed, laser tattoo removal is a popular and effective way of getting rid of an unwanted tattoo.
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We’ve found these funny tattoo pics and we want your vote! Since we started collecting funny tattoos, we decided to have a funny tattoo poll to see what tattoos you think are the best (worst?) tattoos around. Simply click on the tattoo pictures to vote for your favorite of these funny tattoos.
<a href=”http://www.polldaddy.com” >Poll Survey</a> - <a href=”http://www.polldaddy.com/poll.asp?p=121851″ >Take Our Poll</a>
Click on the funniest tattoo and register to win some sh1t

Funny Tattoo #1
Finger Tattoo
Gee Dude, what a risky tattoo that is! We’re not quite sure if this is a funny tattoo, or if this tattoo just plain sucks. Think this is the best of these funny tattoos?
Click the funny tattoo photo to cast your vote.

Funny Tattoo #2
Tattoo on the Head
Face forward? Face backward? This head tattoo uses creativity (and body hair) to make use of otherwise, “bald space”. This funny tattoo sure would make you do a double-take if you passed him on the street.
Like this funny tattoo? Click the tattoo pic to cast your vote.
Funny Tattoo #3

Tattoo on Forearm
Now, did this dude get this tattoo to be funny… or because he really needs it? C’mon, didn’t we all learn our right from our left in kindergarten? We are pretty sure we spy alcohol in the background of this funny tattoo pic….that might explain everything!
Like this funny tattoo? Click the picture and cast your vote now.
Thanks for voting in our funny tattoo poll!
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My tattoo may suck, but you know where the tattoos DON’T suck? At the Miami Ink tattoo studio. Miami Ink is a rockin tv show on TLC. Miami Ink is centered around some of the best tattoo artists in the world all working together in one tattoo parlor in South Beach, Florida (the Miami area). Each of the hour long Miami ink episodes shows these tattoo artists performing their work on the lucky customers that that actually get an appointment at this highly sought after tattoo parlor. The tatoos on Miami Ink each have a story behind it and this Miami Ink tv show goes into detail of the significance behind each tattoo and the motive behind getting it.
All the Miami Ink tatoos are phenomenal and are all true works of art by this overly-creative and talented Miami Ink cast.
Miami Ink Tattoo Shop Cast
Meet the cast from the Miami Ink tv show:
Chris Garver
Chris Garver from Miami Ink is the oldest tattoo artist on the show. At 34, Chris is considered a tattoo master and is recognized as one the best tattoo artists in the world. Chris Garver got his first tattoo at 15. When he was 17, he sold his guitar to buy his first tattooing equipment.
Ami James
Originally from Israel, Ami James brings a bit of the “tough guy” attitude to the Miami Ink tv show. Ami James of Miami Ink has been tattooing for 20 years and received his first tattoo - a dragon tattoo - at the age of 15.
Chris Nunez
This 32 year old Miami native has the smooth “ladies man” persona which is a big hit with the female viewers of Miami Ink episodes! Chris Nunez of Miami Ink got his first tattoo - his parents name - at 16.
Darren Brass
Darren Brass gives off a warm and comforting ‘nice guy” attitude that helps the customers at the Miami Ink Tattoo Shop feel at ease. Darren is originally from Connecticut and received his first tattoo when he was 18.
Yoji Hahrada
This Tokyo native is fills the apprentice role on Miami Ink and puts up with a lot of hazing and torment similar to a freshman in a fraternity. Yoji puts up with it all in good spirit and knows that to be the best, you have to learn from the best. Yoji gave himself his first tattoo!
Kat Von D
Meet Kat from Miami Ink. Kat Von D is a relative new-comer to the Miami Ink cast originally brought in on a temporary basis. At 24, Kat is now known as the Miami Ink girl, as she continues to wow Miami Ink viewers with her creativity and talent.
Kat gave her first tattoo when she was only 14 years old and went on to start working in a tattoo parlor at the ripe “old” age of 16. With her years of experience, tattooing talent, AND good looks it’s no wonder we like to see Kat on Miami Ink as much as possible!
Miami Ink Episodes
Enough talking about the Miami Ink show - let’s watch some Miami Ink episodes.
Best Miami Ink Episodes:
In this Miami Ink episode, Kat gives a woman a portrait tattoo of her daughter. Also a sneak peak at the famous rotten apple tattoo picture from Miami Ink. The Miami Ink theme song rocks, too!
This episode of Miami Ink shows Kat giving as AWESOME cross tattoo covering the entire back of a really tall guy - he is 6′9″ ! This is one of the best Miami Ink episodes, and shows one of the best Miami Ink tattoos from concept to completion.
Lloyd Banks-Miami Ink Customer
Lloyd Banks of G-Units fame recently got the title of his soon to be released album, Rotten Apple, tattooed on his entire back. Many have seen the rotten apple tattoo picture from Miami Ink, but check out this video of Lloyd Banks Miami Ink.
Miami Ink Apparel-Miami Ink Videos-and More!
We’re loving the Miami Ink tv show on TLC! Naturally, we’re on the look out for cool Miami Ink shirts - and Miami Ink videos and DVDs so we can watch each season over and over. Somewhere we read that one in seven adults have a tattoo - it is awesome to see a real-life example of where the really cool tattoos are coming from and the tattoo masters behind the art. We here at MyTattooSucks will be watching Miami Ink - will you?
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